When Animals Attack

We all have our little favorite things. Mine is when animals totally pwn ppl. Especially children.

I could fill the page with great clips of bullfighters and rodeo morons getting what they deserve, or wild animals showing people how puny and defenseless the average homo sapien really is…but instead, we’ll focus on the little funny bits of revenge that our pets can dish out.

First, a new classic of suspense and terror. Hitchcock would be proud.

Sometimes it’s what you don’t see that scares you the most, right?


Now to the gratuitous violence.

Short and sweet. And ended a little too early, I think. Oh well, Mike Tyson only needed one good punch.

If they offered odds at the casinos, I’d always put money on the animals…on principle.

Yeah, the foot at the end pissed me off too. Oh well, at least the cat scored a few points.


Any video that ends with a crying child is like a ray of sunshine. IMHO, that cat was a model of patience.


Awesome flight. This would be perfect if only we had a shot of the child sobbing at the end. Oh well…

One of my all-time favorites:

There’s nothing better than her ‘about to cry’ reaction right after the attack. Maybe the cat simply shares the White House opinion of Fox News?


Not the greatest quality, but still a funny attack. Worth a no deposit bonus, anyway.

Gotta mix it up with a little dog action.

The only reason the dog stopped at the clothes is because he realized that kid has absolutely no meat on him.

Finally, a more thorough (and conventional) compilation. Plenty of good stuff here:

Sure, the pet violence is funny enough on its own…but the shocked reactions of the puny humans is the icing on the cake, so to speak.
I’m usually not as amused as many people by crotch-related catastrophes, but even I must admit that nothing hits the spot like an animal, uh, hitting the spot.