Small Furries
This one is also classic…cat versus bunny. But the fight is kinda one-sided…
I think I’d be afraid of that bunny too. Just look at it…that bunny would eat your momma. Clive Barker could write a short story about that bunny. It’s like the True Norwegian Black Bunny. A Hell’s Angel could airbrush that bunny on the gas tank of his Harley and the rest of the Angels would be like, “whoa, too evil.” And so on.
I’d always just assumed that wild hedgehogs wore toilet paper tubes. Like hermit crabs. No, hermit crabs don’t wear toilet paper tubes. They wear tissue paper boxes. No, that’s Hermit Hughes (you know, that USA online casino owner?).
What can you say about a hamster, a piano, and popcorn? Other than: In 1790, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart composed three piano concertos and an opera while feeding popcorn to his hamster, Tutti. Rumors that the hamster was the composer and Mozart a mere rodent who liked to run for hours in a plastic wheel are pure slanderous lies spread by the talentless Salieri, a white-and-black chinchilla owned by Tutti’s archenemy, a court composer named Falstaff.
At first, I thought: “oh, cute”. Then I thought: “wow, that’s a lot of food!”. And then I thought: “I don’t know if I like that look in his eye”. And then I caught myself thinking: “I wonder if hamsters ever go bad and start gnawing on you while you sleep?” And then I thought: “I wonder what Hamster Armageddon would be like?”
Ah…ah..ah…casinos! Gesundheit.
Don’t sneeze again, you’ll miss the next one.
Went by too quick, didn’t it? It’s okay, you can watch it again.
Warning, cute overload in process. People with a heightened sensitivity to cute should put on sunglasses at the count of 3…2…1…
Yep, that thing with his legs. If you can beat that, you are Cute Master.